Just some of the things I know I could do, should the occasion arise.
Let's see... would you be able to save the world from an alien attack? Would you use diplomacy or weapons? :D
Good question. Being a linguist, I would try to understand their language first, use diplomacy, then while they’re mid sentence, blow the fuckers away.
Emergency tracheotomy with a biro for sure.
Yes! It’s not that hard. 😉
I did a paediatric first aid course when I was a TA at a junior school about seven years ago, am sure that qualifies me for something!
You could probably do open heart surgery confidently with that. Start calling yourself Dr! I would.
Let's see... would you be able to save the world from an alien attack? Would you use diplomacy or weapons? :D
Good question. Being a linguist, I would try to understand their language first, use diplomacy, then while they’re mid sentence, blow the fuckers away.
Emergency tracheotomy with a biro for sure.
Yes! It’s not that hard. 😉
I did a paediatric first aid course when I was a TA at a junior school about seven years ago, am sure that qualifies me for something!
You could probably do open heart surgery confidently with that. Start calling yourself Dr! I would.